2015 (Q1)
2015 (Q2)
2015 (Q3)
2015 (Q4)
2016 (Q1)
2016 (Q2)
2016 (Q3)
2016 (Q4)
2017 (Q1)
2017 (Q2)
2017 (Q3)
2017 (Q4)
2018 (Q1)
2018 (Q2)
2018 (Q3)
2018 (Q4)
2019 (Q1)
2019 (Q2)
2019 (Q3)
2019 (Q4)
2020 (Q1)
2020 (Q2)
2020 (Q3)
2020 (Q4)
2021? No way that fuckwit would live to 2021. Shannon would have killed him herself by that point.
Let's not beat around the maple leaf any further while he takes his daily beatings year after year with no end in sight. It is inevitable that Drunkman will take his own life one day. You know it, I know it, and above all, Drunkman knows it. The pain of Mother Pump's indiscretions, the premature loss of his 32 pearly whites and the varied medical illnesses due to the onset of early boozeheimer's, are a ticking time bomb when coupled with the abuse he cops by all and sundry across multiple forums active and now defunct.
Make no fox bones soup about it, he will off himself one day.
Your punt (or bet), should you choose to wager it, is to pick the year and yearly quarter of his demise (Quarter 1 - Quarter 4).
But you ask, "What's a betting pool without a prize, yo?".
This is where it may get interesting to or for you.
Upon a successful wager for the year and quarter, you get a real life photo of each and every poll participant's gravestone eulogy handwritten out to Foxman's rotting carcass and placed in a cemetery of your choosing and locale with your online moniker displayed proudly in the upper right hand corner of each and every one.
How will this be judged?
Obviously, an obituary of Mr. Roffey in a Central Canada (Ontario) based newspaper would be the prime example all would cite as truth.
Barring that (and it's very possible when one considers the financial difficulties the aging hockey puck has these days), a period of not less than 5 years from this date where Drunkman is not found to be broadcasting either at YawnLive, Mark Yawn's soon to be defunct cunt cave, or anywhere else on the internet.
In addition, I will be offering a 300.00 US V-Coin gift certificate to the winner (anonymously purchased and shipped to whatever anonymous address or anonymous email the winner chooses).
Huge shout out to the legendary LurkersAnonymous for always making chops that wreck these trains in the most entertaining ways.
i doubt that foxmanshawn would "actively" (as in hands-on blow his wet brain to smitherings in the fox den, or slice through any life-sustaining veins following one of his so-called power naps, or even jump off the bridge down the street) off himself, but he has promised to suicide @ 1 million views on yawn, which i gather would be some time this year at the rate he cams up and train wreck loving fools like myself add to his view count.
he also claims he's going to have his teeth ripped out this quarter and replace them this year with dentures, to ensure a better looking corpse i guess.
no, he's far more likely to use the popular and relatively sluggish slo-mo method that his foul-mouthed whoredawgy mentor used and commit himself to an early grave/crematory jar by drinking to excess and destroying his body for over 20 years ... sometimes adding drugs to the mix for beer shits and giggles.
i told someone in 2010 that miss vikki would be dead within 5 years at the rate she was going and when she "suddenly" disappeared from the internet and her beloved blogs, that same someone came back to ask me how did i know?!? the fuck? i obviously use a crystal ball, folks and my chops can see the future or have shades of dorian gray.
anyway i'm a bit standoffish about predicting this self-proclaimed "legend status" egotistical attention whore's actual demise but at the rate he is going, even being in the surprisingly good shape that he claims his physician deems his health (uh huh) i don't see his tortured body lasting the same 5 years i gave his mentor.
if anyone besides his immediate family attends his funeral and i am still lurking, i will chip-in to fly in a 93 lb shrieking cherrybreeze twerking it to a harmonized musical eulogy, written and performed by mollyz2000. sure enough, that's real talk!
not many truly read me if you catch my drift, TT, but i know you do =D so thanks for giving me a space to babble-vent and drop my somewhat "darker" but insanely colourful chops! <3
jimi Hendrix does not deserve to be in that chop...remove him hencewith!
no. my belief is that he committed suicide "accidentally on purpose" by not taking care of his body, drinking enough alcohol to fail a breathalyzer test combined with abusing a medication that was not even prescribed to him. i was a young fan at the time of his death and besides, for all you know, he could be riding that coaster for the thrill of it, not to be killed again by his own hand. suck it up, buttercup, hencewith! lol =P
His sister or mother might stab him when they get tired of him mouthing off to them all the time. It's disgusting how he talks to them. He loves attention too much to off himself plus he needs to make sure no one is ahead of him who is casting. And is that Vikki (his mentor) in front of him with the pink hat? LOL She was another messed up hateful alcoholic.
do you mean the vikki who said on 12, 30, 2011 "my main rule is you gotta take care of your body" and "...your body is your temple. when you stop taking care of your body, you stop taking care of your soul.....i've always took care of my body" ... that one? yeah buddy, it might be her. =P