Troll Trackers: April 2013

Hey Mark Vaughn, I mean Yawn

Mark Yawn, I can appreciate that you are trying to defend the reputation of your budding nerdery, vaughnlive.tv. For my blog readers to understand the emotional attachment you associate with your site, I will have to break down your history and how you arrived at this point in your life.

Imagine you are Mark, an over-nutritioned white boy from Columbia, Tennessee. Imagine that it took your lazy backwoods mother 3 years to finally cut off your umblical cord. Imagine that your hottest date was a rat, and the closest thing to touching a woman you have ever come to, was clipping your mother's rank yellow crusty toenails off with your hind molars. Better yet, why don't I just show you his picture and we can all stop imagining.

Mark never had any friends, well, any friends that could talk back. Flies, discarded soda cans, and a half eaten Twizzler became the prime members of his stout "posse". Learning to survive on mommy's love pats and pinworms was not his only option, but his preferred choice.

"Listen, I could have sought help from social services, or gone to a local news station and put my ugly mug on TV, I am sure someone would have paid me tons of money to have my face reconstructed to resemble something remotely human, and maybe then I could have gotten some pity from some people and they could have been like 'Hey we'll buy his vcoins!'. But with my buckteeth and unibrow, I just became a natural at being a human cock holster. Pick an orifice, it will satisfy."

Problem is Marky never made any money for his upstart company, Various Assholes, Ugly Girls and Horney Nerds, Inc. He was constantly being pummeled and robbed by his own clientele of truckers, drunks, and lonely baseball card fanatics.

On this, Mark had yet another point of view, "Listen, yeah they're destroying me, and leaving me for dead, but when the ambulance came and put me on the stretcher, I leaned my face over the side and spit out Miss Scruffy's love juices. So you see I won. Because they thought I swallowed it, but I didn't. It's because they knew I would do that, that they ran. They don't even kick my ass, as much anymore."

Soon after the VonHelton epidemic had reached an all time high, the Center For Disease Control found it necessary to kill the beast, Marky's mom, Miss Scruffy.

Enraged and spiteful, Mark opened his web site in her honor.

"Listen, vaughnlive.tv was my idea. See there was nothing my mom loved more than to shave the hairs off of her elbow, and while she trolled and harassed the broadcasters, some drunk bum would cam up and fuck her fat folds like a rabid whoredawg...uh, well, in essence my site isn't the real deal, it isn't even cool, its just a place where people can deposit their loads on my lap/arm/chin/unibrow. However, don't talk bad about my site, it's like talking bad about my mamma. Don't piss me off bitch, I won't swallow no moe'."

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So you see guys, yawnlive is like Mark's family, it's all he's got. Hell, I thought when I landed there and tore them up, left them for dead and moved on to clearing "theTrolls" off other better known sites... that I had done well. Apparently, I should have paid more attention to Miss Scruffy's burnt carcass giving me the middle finger. I guess that's what got me to gracefully smash this rats ass. I wonder what this post was all about?

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The BridgetPalooza Tour

There is a lot wrong with the once hallowed members of positive bleeding known as Vikki's moderators, that surely can be corrected over time. TrollTrackers, in their brilliance, has taken it upon themselves to construct possibly the greatest judgement system in this games history by using the viewers as the only qualified judges and make it actually work. Bravo. But this isn't about callouts.

This is about the dead weight in Vikki's channel.

BridgetB had a modship and had been haplessly abusing it, banning viewers left and right then denying all of it, after her incompetence was noticed. This had been going on for weeks without reprisal and a few heated comments were made while Vikki was taking a correctional break in the Battlecam state pen. Now, this isn't an issue if it happened once or twice, people make mistakes, but this has been occuring at such a fiendish, mod abusing rate, that TripleT himself, took time away from his busy schedule to post the screenies from the SB today, showing a blatant disregard for the readership of the blogs, all at the cheap wine encrusted hands of one fake friend named BridgetB.

Now understand this, BridgetB isn't a friend, first off, has no idea what a friend is and is only good doing mindless jobs like banning guests which anybody, even the retarded blessed with a severe case of Parkinsons could do. Yet she still fucks that up. Now, those of us who have been here for years understand BridgetB is nothing but a complete idiot. But I was told that BridgetB had lost her modship as of late and that it had happened at her request. This also goes with the last time Vikki went off and mercilessly tried to quiet the fanbase in her channel with her complete lack of free speech.

This cannot happen here, not at TrollTrackers.

Why did BridgetB, a complete nonce in the first place, have a modship? Another alcoholic, online whore who brings nothing to the Vikki game? Tell me one person who considers BridgetB mod worthy and I will sell you some prized ocean front in Dallas, GA that is perfect for starting a family. You want to know a big reason why BridgetB was removed from Vikki's bosom of despair? Look no further than the screenies on display below. How can you blame a seasoned drunk like Vikki, from kicking a back stabbing mod to the curb, when the dunce blatantly posts these comments in her home of perpetual lonliness. Call me old school, but outside of complete failures like BridgetB having a modship, nobody comes close to her, regarding dissing her so called drinking buddy. She is nothing but a huge target who performs rock like manuevers to the delight or entertainment of.....nobody.

This is it, BridgetB. You have come to the point now with all of your mod abuse that you have to put up or shut up. You must prove to everybody here, that you deserve to be Vikki's friend after dissing her behind her back. You can run and cry to Vaughn and it wont help you this time. This is exactly what your mod abuse has given you. Show the readers here just how great a friend you are since you are no longer a mod. It shouldn't be a problem.

The BridgetPalooza Tour now hits TrollTown this week.