We've got Dr. Lube, which is great.
Coop is still here, he's one of the ones we'd have hoped to lose actually.
StickyBuns is still commenting on his own blogs that nobody else really reads.
Kong is misfiring a couple of cylinders. All is right with the world.
During TT's down time, I looked around. Found a racist site called OuTcHiMp that was covering the Trayvon case. Everyone is racist so I figured I'd fit in.
Not so.
I actually got banned during their registration process. I shit you not.
I assumed that because hate speech was encouraged that all was fair game. Turns out its just another echo chamber of same-ole-same-ole.
Frankly, things are pretty grim out there.
Even the merest whiff that the trackers may or may not be back felt plain WRONG.
When imageboards are the busiest places where you can still troll and raid, something is fundamentally WRONG. Quiet though it is, this place has history and is still a refuge from a politically correct obsessed world.
Now, if everyone will shut the fuck up for a moment, I'll start with a long lost email that was hacked from the dark sewer drain known as Whoredawgs Inbox. Complaining. Not like her I know, but hey...
Dr. LU: This was a real letter, and not something I just nicked off of the internet and posted because I was bored.
TO: MR. JAMES THATCHER, BRAND MANAGER, PROCTER & GAMBLE.
FROM: VICTORIA LEDBETTER
DATE: OCTOBER 25, 2001
Dear Mr. Thatcher,
I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads for over 20 years
and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard
Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding
or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down
the beach in tight, white shorts.. But my favorite feature has to be
your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart
enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I
can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a
little F-16 in my pants.
Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from
the curse'? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my time of the month is
starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces
violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my
body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to
call 'an inbred hillbilly with knife skills.' Isn't the human body
amazing?
As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you've no doubt
seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your
customers monthly visits from 'Aunt Flo'. Therefore, you must know
about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our
intense mood swings, crying, jags, and out-of-control behavior. You
surely realize it's a tough time for most women. In fact, only last
week, my friend Jennifer fought the violent urge to shove her
boyfriend's testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told
her he thought Grey's Anatomy was written by drunken chimps. Crazy!
The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just
crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants... Which brings me to
the reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping
so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I
opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing,
were these words: 'Have a Happy Period.'
Are you fucking kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny
middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing
happiness is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything
mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James?
FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak girl, there will never
be anything 'happy' about a day in which you have to jack yourself up
on Nyquil and Budweiser and lock yourself in your house just so you don't
march down to the local Walgreen's armed with a hunting rifle and a
sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory.
For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you just have to slap
a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say
something that's actually pertinent, like 'Put down the Hammer' or
'Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong', or are you just picking on us?
Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective
immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have
chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will
certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your
brand of condescending bullshit. And that's a promise I will keep.
Always.
Best,
VIKKI_70
Dallas, GA
Mouseketeer role call !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vikki is dead, she looks dead, her brain is dead, her whole outlook on life is dead, just so happens this cunt seems to survive without a heart and still demand sympathy and attention like a victim.
Hasn't she become one of the most morbidly obeast house bound women being force fed on web cam from some of the less reputable fetish porn sites yet?
I'm impressed.
/snip
I'd rather be a victim of the holocaust than listen to that drunk sow moan
Be sure to record the experience in a diary, little girl.
I bet that's what you say to all of your victims? HEH
we need MOAR Kittehs!
Well, here we are. All appears to be in order. If I posted up some PI, would anyone notice?
Notice? Probably. Care? Doubtful.
Indeed. Though, her melt downs have been terribly entertaining. In our era, that is a rare but welcome larf.
Good times................
Aaaah, well I can direct you to a few entertaining racist sites but they are also rather exclusive - bashing of negroes ONLY is allowed:
http://www.niggermania.org/
http://chimpout.com/
and OMG if you really want to torment the terminally programmed and send them into a frenzy, dig deep into these fun holohoax sites:
http://www.onethirdoftheholocaust.com/
http://codoh.com/
And, as a lover of truth always, I must protest what is clearly a bogus, fraudulent and forged correspondence presented here as an authentic item. That letter above could never have been penned by the Whoredog we all know so well (unfortunately). First, it is far too literate and uses words of more than two syllables, something she could and would never do. Secondly, she only shops the Dollar Store and would never pay for name brand products like Always. As a veteran Whoredog watcher I am surprised you did not catch on to these flaws yourself.
THE Anon
=D
If she was to die tomorrow who would miss her? what maybe a couple people? There would be no eulogy, as no one would have anything NICE to say about her. What a sad existence to leave behind, being more hated than loved.
See, that is exactly the reason why I'm around here and what I've been waiting for. To educate those misinformed among us, which not surprisingly are plenty, as well as taking you along once again on a show and tell of how life really is in such exotic locations as southeast Blogdom. Tell you what though, we're slipping you know. There's a lot of of recycling going on here. Buttfuckit. At least we're environmentally conscious. Still, it's good to see the trackers take their work seriously. And if nothing else, we're nice. Oh yes. Fucking nice.
Now...somebody clear the dribble off of the porch? /snip