Let me ask you this, trackers. The last time you were doubled over the porcelain throne heaving your nachos, did you think: I want to permanently consecrate part of my sex life to this delicious experience?

Alki David, the perverted deviant and owner of Battlecam.com, believes Zolar, the equally deviant and loyal buttboi of the billionaire web master with too much time on his hands, can bring in the viewers to his hacker infested site, by broadcasting a regular from the Howard Stern Radio Show known only to fans as Jeff, The Vomit Guy.

Note to Alki: Howard Stern's Penis. Baba Booey Baba Booey !!!