James Paul VonHelton has been ordered by the State of Kentucky to relinquish all weapons for a period of three years, after losing in a court case which involved threatening his wife with a gun under a protective order issued by the Clay County District Court.

Ah, prepping the bird, tossing him in the oven and watching him roast in his own juices just begs the question; who is the biggest turkey Yawnlive has ever seen?

Now, don't get me wrong, it's actually a good thing that there are mentally unstable dolts there for those just born better, such as yours truly, to ridicule at a decent clip, but the meat of this potato lies in choosing the biggest, most tasteless bird and putting him on display for everyone to feast upon.

Is it DrunkManShawn? The alki who allowed another alki to atomic fireball his ass into a corner because he jiggled the curtains with his pasty white ass one time to many? Once TheWoodshed turned him into the drooling lisper we all knew he was, trying to legitimize some piss and moan that nobody gave two flying Yawn T-shirts about. DrunkMan was never the same once his baked bean teeth ostrich face was released into the anals of blogdom, which is kind of an oxymoron since his face looks like it came out of Scuttle's anal passage. Mr. Roffey has suffered in his life, lets make this point clear. He put so much effort and time into sucking midget dick he became a bi-sexual junkie who, through his ordeals within, lost his job at whoredawg radio, who lost his clawless e-lover, and has been resorted to living on the charity of ChiefGeronimo's appearance, something any normal man with even an ounce of pride would have taken in as a fail in life. But not Shawny. Its just another place to squat and shoot up his only life's redemption into his liver, to hide the pain that he is nothing.

We all know the mental breakdowns and near suicidal situations Ikki talked Drunkman out of doing to himself. Sure, hes a balding, middle aged user who should be sitting underneath a bridge with a tree branch made into a club telling riddles to those who cross, but that's just internet lore. Drunkman has turned his misery into......nothing? Yes. He has suddenly become a "this is what broadcasting does to somebody once you become obsessed by it" statistic and is in the exclusive class of the obsessive losers of two, he and Ikki. Go figure.

Nobody in this game takes themselves as srsly as dumb ol Shawn. To the point that he has repeatedly threatened his very own viewer base at his very own channel, in an almost gestapo like fashion. It's a sad day indeed, but after all, this is DrunkmanShawn we're talking about.

Sorry about your luck, Pam.

Apparently it was SHOCKING NEWS that human beings don't live forever and at some point they will die. GASP! OMG! People live, and then they die. Who woulda ever thunk it?

It's acceptable to have someone notify your friends, if they're only e-friends that's ok too. It's better they know than be left in the dark thinking you're a dickweed who disappeared without a word. For those who do happen to fall into the "need to know" category and had the futile privilege of being notified; there's really no need to announce these things publicly to the blog community. Casters are assholes. Complete assholes. For instance, when I saw Ikki exodus to Yawn my first instinct was to laugh. And then laugh some more. And since I never laugh at Yawn casters because of the dullard factor, obviously my reaction was the opposite of the emotion she was intending to solicit.

I'm not one to beat around the bush so I'm just going to come right out and say it... I hope The Ikkiness dies a painful and miserable death, kicking and screaming till the last breath is ripped forcefully out of her fat, ugly face. When the end comes I hope she shits her fucking pants and the stench is so foul that the doctors and nurses have to evacuate the room for the next two hours and she's just left laying there, marinating in her own filth. A fitting end for a hapless hateful drunk bitch who subjected us to watching her crap for the better part of three or so years. Ikki was a fucking moron, both on-cam and off. She was a failure as a human being and it won't be until she meets her maker and faces the consequences for her actions that she will truly understand just how much of a failure her life really was.

There are some people here who I like, in varying degrees, people who I respect, people who I appreciate. There are people here who I feel are worthwhile human beings. People who I would actually feel something for if they were no-longer among the living. Vikki is not one of them.

Should I feel inclined to lie and pretend that I care if this miserable sack of shit goes six feet under? Just so some random pussy can lisp "That was so classy of you Trolltrackers!" and give us worthless praise that will probably make me and you vomit? pfffft.... I don't need it. When I found out the whoredawg died my dick got hard. Why? Because she is a loser and I'm a winner. And I play for keeps. You die, I win. Liver failure got you down? -- fuck you, I win! Tragic kidney shutdown? -- fuck you bitch, I win! DESPITE ALL OF WHAT I HAVE JUST ADMITTED I'm not an asshole. It's Ikki and people like HER enablers who tell the community about the impending death and set themselves up for any and all sympathy that are the true assholes.

Fuck you, Vikki. Whether you're trolling or not you're an asshole and your actions completely disgust me. People like you sicken me. Life is precious and you're a selfish, heartless, worthless fucking bitch for subjecting those who are no-longer with us; the lack of respect you constantly showcased to the young and old alike. How do you sleep at night knowing how much of a dirtbag you are?