Time to prove to the world what I already know... Blog trolls are lightweight sissies you can date-rape after just a few drinks! Cheap and easy, the entire lot of 'em. They also have bad taste in booze and drink fruity swill that anybody with access to the good shit wouldn't use to start a fire.

Watch in amazement as I out-blog the shifty-eyed LA, and post proof of my progress as the blog wears on. Watch in shock-horror as I not only disgrace their countrymen, but also the entire blog population, as they start to hiccup after their second swig. Watch!

I just ceremoniously buried the first of many brave soldiers destined to fall here:

TT

- catch me if you can