Let me ask you this, trackers. The last time you were doubled over the porcelain throne heaving your nachos, did you think: I want to permanently consecrate part of my sex life to this delicious experience?

Alki David, the perverted deviant and owner of Battlecam.com, believes Zolar, the equally deviant and loyal buttboi of the billionaire web master with too much time on his hands, can bring in the viewers to his hacker infested site, by broadcasting a regular from the Howard Stern Radio Show known only to fans as Jeff, The Vomit Guy.

Note to Alki: Howard Stern's Penis. Baba Booey Baba Booey !!!

You know she's never met a twinkie she hasn't puked up. I bet you're all wondering why this anorexic troll never cams up. Well, after careful investigation and a few stomach pumps later, here's your answer. Mariah, known only by her icon on Battlecam, has been located on the site she professed as her original beginning to live streaming.  The infamous BlogTv.  Mariah (aka Butterfly81 on blogtv) has been tracked as far as the insecure and overly used Facebook. Mariah (aka Butterfly81 on facebook) does have a face. Hence her icon isn't anything to blog about, but it appears she found some end of the night trick, who had a hot Discover card. Maybe him/her can help out with some rhinoplasty next time. INB4 Mariah remembers her password and deletes her account. LMFAO!

I have to lol @ that old hag Vikki allowing Triple T to rattle her on Battlecam main.

I'm certain I've never seen Vikki get so flustered that she "OMFG" mispronounces or forgets a few letters to a word. "looks like someone is askeered of me?"...Yes, I realize it is just a silly name but in the eyes of the all mighty & powerful TrollTrackers "tiny slip-ups like that are unacceptable".

Good fucking gawd, you grumpy old bitch. Are victims so far and few in between that you can't find someone else to spend your every waking moment on besides Triple T or is it just that Triple T has that ever lasting effect on your rattled nerves?

Whatever it is, I've got you acting like a fucken fruitcake. Deny it all you want, you cranky old canker sore. The proof is in the video & in the blogs & in all your casts with your incessant "Triple T this & Triple T that & OMG! Triple T is so fat"

I'm convinced Lurkers Anonymous is/was right on the money when they made claims that they had it on good authority that you're a welfare collecting, couch ridden shut-in who was forced to watch TV for hours at a time as a child.

Read what I wrote above, you grumpy old cow. Then read it again. Yeah, its coming to you now isn't it, Lady Grumpsalot? You're a sour, old cunt and I have enjoyed being the one to put an end to your so called glory days.

HOORAH, MASTER TRACKER!