They should go to rehab because they broadcast this shit on Yawn. (Image Courtesy of the Great and Powerful LA)

After reading Scuttle's rather insightful blog concerning To Detox/OR Not to Detox, trolltrackers decided to dust off the old tracker and take a gander at who was visiting during the time that Drunkman was said to be in treatment.


As in Scuttles review, we here at trolltrackers are not saying that Drunkman was actually the one who was using his computer, but someone using his IP was all up in this shit. Also, for those that think military time sucks, here is a convenient converter to assist your love for Standard Time. To be more succinct "someone" was checking out this blog during the early morning hours of Jan, 16 2015 - @ 12:14  am and 4:43 am . Since Mrs. Pump (reportedly) called the cab to take Drunkman to the hospital shortly after midnight on the 15th of January his computer was found here shortly after midnight on the 16th of January. Things that make you go hmmmmm.

The loser known as Foxmanshawn22 even found the time to visit @ 10:37 pm and 11:58 pm on the date of his voluntary committment. HMMMMMM!!! Damn Drunkman even Ikki could add 24 + 12 with the assistance of her beloved TAWMMMY! lmao

I hope mommy has lots of hugs to give her "little soused shawny"  this week.

BTW Drunkman, thanks for announcing to the entire world, that losing your job has hurt your feelings so bad, that you're about to throw a 6 day pissy fit and essentially accomplish absolutely nothing but your own self-humiliation.

Poll Question:    Name the year and quarter in which you believe Drunkman Shawn will slash up along the Hell-O-Holocoaster traintracks.

2015 (Q1)
2015 (Q2)
2015 (Q3)
2015 (Q4)
2016 (Q1)
2016 (Q2)
2016 (Q3)
2016 (Q4)
2017 (Q1)
2017 (Q2)
2017 (Q3)
2017 (Q4)
2018 (Q1)
2018 (Q2)
2018 (Q3)
2018 (Q4)
2019 (Q1)
2019 (Q2)
2019 (Q3)
2019 (Q4)
2020 (Q1)
2020 (Q2)
2020 (Q3)
2020 (Q4)
2021? No way that fuckwit would live to 2021. Shannon would have killed him herself by that point.

Let's not beat around the maple leaf any further while he takes his daily beatings year after year with no end in sight. It is inevitable that Drunkman will take his own life one day. You know it, I know it, and above all, Drunkman knows it. The pain of Mother Pump's indiscretions, the premature loss of his 32 pearly whites and the varied medical illnesses due to the onset of early boozeheimer's, are a ticking time bomb when coupled with the abuse he cops by all and sundry across multiple forums active and now defunct.

Make no fox bones soup about it, he will off himself one day.

Your punt (or bet), should you choose to wager it, is to pick the year and yearly quarter of his demise (Quarter 1 - Quarter 4).

But you ask, "What's a betting pool without a prize, yo?".

This is where it may get interesting to or for you.

Upon a successful wager for the year and quarter, you get a real life photo of each and every poll participant's gravestone eulogy handwritten out to Foxman's rotting carcass and placed in a cemetery of your choosing and locale with your online moniker displayed proudly in the upper right hand corner of each and every one.

How will this be judged?

Obviously, an obituary of Mr. Roffey in a Central Canada (Ontario) based newspaper would be the prime example all would cite as truth.

Barring that (and it's very possible when one considers the financial difficulties the aging hockey puck has these days), a period of not less than 5 years from this date where Drunkman is not found to be broadcasting either at YawnLive, Mark Yawn's soon to be defunct cunt cave, or anywhere else on the internet.

In addition, I will be offering a 300.00 US V-Coin gift certificate to the winner (anonymously purchased and shipped to whatever anonymous address or anonymous email the winner chooses).

Huge shout out to the legendary LurkersAnonymous for always making chops that wreck these trains in the most entertaining ways.

This is roughly the 703,000th time I've heard this piss-weak excuse for a son/brother verbally abuse his family.

See you ungrateful slobbering drunk, I'm certain that if I were ever in the same room as your family when you start your diseased filthy scumbag mouth you'd suddenly become very, very silent and tripping over your own feet just to kiss your mother's ass. I would be there, grabbing your dust-mite infested, KFC bucket-shaped gourd by it's thin greasy hair and bashing it mercilessly into your fucking wall, while you waddle around drooling and squirting out endless turds all over your puke stained floor - oblivious to the fact that everyone, and I do mean everyone, wishes they could pop by your hovel and cut off both of your paws so that you could never log in and submit another abusive tirade toward your family ever again.

See, nobody in prison gives a fuck about the guy who sucides an asshole who abuses people for his own amusement. And for a VERY good reason. Because they are a true weakling in every sense of the word. Especially when they do it to women. Law of the jungle, canuck cabin boi...lions don't hunt other lions, BITCH. They hunt crippled Zebras. Like you.

I don't call myself a Legend because I like the sound of it or give a fuck about impressing anyone. I do it because I can back it up with DEEDS. You feel ashamed right now. Good. Now you're making sense.  I made you take a look at what you really are and it's that you are seriously a fuckin' loser.

Stick with the abuse of your family, and I will have you punching yourself in the face within weeks.

It is all part of The Process.

Do we know who you are? lmfao

I admit I’ve never paid any attention to KittyClaws. Just another illiterate non-entity trying their hand at trolling on the Big Yawn. But something she said recently caught my attention.



Where should I start looking for clues, I wonder? Well, just taking a good look at the way a chatter styles their work would be square one, I suppose. So… what stands out most from KittyClaws's comments, what’s most distinctive? What stands out most is that ugly hot pink, bolded name she uses.





KittyClaws is so enamored with her trademark hot pink font she even uses it on her T-shirts.






But a little thing like a perfect font match isn’t proof enough to start accusing KittyClaws of being the Drunktown laughingstock known as KittyCunt/DemiLess/Nazi_Mod, is it? Surely not. But now that we have caught the scent, let’s have a look at recent events that may support our suspicion.

Recently in my encounter with, this “KITTYCUNT” creature, she seemed to be more into it than the rest, like she had a vested interest in seeing DrunkManFox get fox-faced. But why? Well:

I can put it next to Clones, Evil Bastards, Backstabbing Bitches, the countless ones at Drunktown, you know, all the other dumbified enablers who have done the exact same thing. I love the conspiracy theories.

Oh noes. We have him/them/her back-peddling so fast now, it's like watching a looney tune cartoon backwards. Truth to Drunkman and his cronies is like pouring salt on a slug.


Don’t think the hilarity of BridgetB complaining about Drunkman’s lack of integrity while using a nic-switch account is lost on me, either. That one belongs in the Hypocrite Hall of Fame.

Moving on, I’d like you all to read and make note of this infamous quote:

Quote:
"Foxman is a piece of shit the funny thing is he thinks i'm his friend but I always shit-talk behind his back when he's passed out"

Then a few hours later she skulks back, in another sad attempt to turn her coat once again, and expose to everyone what they already knew about KittyClaws – that she is nothing more than a poorly told joke.

Nobody gave two fucks about you or your bullshit in Ikki's broadcasts, you flip-flopping, wishy-washy back stabber. You need DrunkMan now because there aren’t any other true mentally challenged casters left standing, but I guarantee your stupid ass that Drunkman doesn’t need you. Your fucked up past is here to haunt you and your stay as Nazi_Mod is coming to yet another horrific end.

And yet here you are. I fucking swear; hateful, miserable failures were placed on this earth as God’s personal apology to me for stupid people. I can’t wait for news of your offing yourself hits the rounds so the Woodshed can upload your eulogy like they did for el Kabongo. It’s the only worthwhile thing you have left to contribute…

TTT
- ho ho ho for those who claim above chat capture is chopped

DrunkmanShawn is so lonesome without his Yawn asslickers, he has resorted to exposing himself on BattleCam for his daily dose of lickage.

Gawddamn, I fuken clean it all the time.

Hello minions, pleabs, meacocks, dullards, and loons. I am here to report that Victoria Ledbetter is dead. But she has left behind an 8 gig flash drive and a non-illustrious career which spanned 4 Bud filled years.

In her final moments, she left a memoir behind. I shall now tell you what it is.

Dear TrollTrackers, if you are reading this, it is because I am dead. I could no longer take the fame of being a world reknown lifecaster. I think my good friend FoxmanShawn shall take my place. I will give him the secret to my wit and charm. It will be as if I am reborn inside of him. Nevertheless, there are a few things I should address here.

First off, who the fuck trusts a guy with half of his username being that of a sneaky, sly ass critter? "FOXman"? Please. Come on Shawn, you could have done better than that. Isn't it bad enough the pictures that populate your channel are simply part of the "came with the frame" family?

To my dearest trolls Tommy and Nikki. Oh how I'm going to miss skyping you bitches into oblivion, but I assure you, Shawn will be a good role model, so don't you worry. But Tommy, please promise me one thing. Stick to one username please. You change it more times than you utter your signature lame "real talk" Now to Nikki, I had such hopes for you. I had a dream that you went to college and became a teacher. You would have been a good teacher, with an amazing career, and a body other women would suck a dick for. You would have a family, and real friends, and you would think all of this social broadcasting nonsense was a load of shit. Then you would enter your classroom and your students would eagerly be waiting to be taught what 2 +2 is as they are riddled with bullets. You and your students all perish with blood flying everywhere, bodies destroyed, and the cuss words from the janitors as they walk in and say stuff like "Damn, look at this fuken mess!" Notice how I said "dream", and not "nightmare". 

Remember, Drunkman Shawn, slip up, say stupid things, and drone on and on about pointless shit, and you'll be in good shape for another few years. It's only a matter of time anyway.

To everyone else, have a nice day!

Wow! That was so touching, I think I might tear up! So as I carefully empty my hard drive, Ikki will no doubt live up to the expectations of the masses and we can effectively, although practically, wipe the bits of trash and dust that litter my motherboard.

Now, fuck off and explode! (She told me I could use her catchphrases.)

Ah, prepping the bird, tossing him in the oven and watching him roast in his own juices just begs the question; who is the biggest turkey Yawnlive has ever seen?

Now, don't get me wrong, it's actually a good thing that there are mentally unstable dolts there for those just born better, such as yours truly, to ridicule at a decent clip, but the meat of this potato lies in choosing the biggest, most tasteless bird and putting him on display for everyone to feast upon.

Is it DrunkManShawn? The alki who allowed another alki to atomic fireball his ass into a corner because he jiggled the curtains with his pasty white ass one time to many? Once TheWoodshed turned him into the drooling lisper we all knew he was, trying to legitimize some piss and moan that nobody gave two flying Yawn T-shirts about. DrunkMan was never the same once his baked bean teeth ostrich face was released into the anals of blogdom, which is kind of an oxymoron since his face looks like it came out of Scuttle's anal passage. Mr. Roffey has suffered in his life, lets make this point clear. He put so much effort and time into sucking midget dick he became a bi-sexual junkie who, through his ordeals within, lost his job at whoredawg radio, who lost his clawless e-lover, and has been resorted to living on the charity of ChiefGeronimo's appearance, something any normal man with even an ounce of pride would have taken in as a fail in life. But not Shawny. Its just another place to squat and shoot up his only life's redemption into his liver, to hide the pain that he is nothing.

We all know the mental breakdowns and near suicidal situations Ikki talked Drunkman out of doing to himself. Sure, hes a balding, middle aged user who should be sitting underneath a bridge with a tree branch made into a club telling riddles to those who cross, but that's just internet lore. Drunkman has turned his misery into......nothing? Yes. He has suddenly become a "this is what broadcasting does to somebody once you become obsessed by it" statistic and is in the exclusive class of the obsessive losers of two, he and Ikki. Go figure.

Nobody in this game takes themselves as srsly as dumb ol Shawn. To the point that he has repeatedly threatened his very own viewer base at his very own channel, in an almost gestapo like fashion. It's a sad day indeed, but after all, this is DrunkmanShawn we're talking about.